Its a Slow Day

the story makes a boring turn…

Nothing special happened today, so why make an entry?

1. I have nothing better to do.
2. I’m bored.
3. I have a story to tell.

Now I made up a completely random story just now, please read the disclaimer below before reading onward:

Emman M. will not be held reliable to any damages due to violent reactions to the retardation and stupidity of this fabricated story. If symptoms such as exhaustion, loss of sanity, extreme anger, incapability to curse and scream enough to the plain stupidity of the story, banging on walls may arise, insult your doctor.

Now on to the story:

The Legend of the Crushed Peppercorn

Once upon a time there was a Pepper named Dr. Pepper and a Corn named Ms. Sweet Corn.

One day they met at a vegetable convention and fell in love, soon they got married.

Pretty soon, they had a baby and named him Peppercorn.

Then one day as Peppercorn was in his crib, a truck came out of no where and crushed him for no apparent reason.

Then a bottle of Crushed Peppercorn appeared in his crib where he was crushed by a truck.

So remember, whenever you eat something seasoned with crushed black pepper, remember that you are eating a dead baby.

THE END.

Foot Note: I just customized my header, what do you think?

-Emman M.